SEX IN THE DARK

There was this couple that had been married for twenty years.
Everytime they made love the husband always insisted on switching off the lights.
Well after twenty years,the wife felt this was ridiculous so she figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,screaming,romantic session,she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device……..A VIBRATOR

She went completely ballistic and was like:
“You impotent bastard,” She screamed at him “how could you be lying to me all these years?”
you better explain yourself!

The husband looks her straight in the eye and says calmly.

“I’ll explain the toy….you explain the real father of the six children”

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