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A donkey once fell into a well.The owner of the well decided to fill it with dirts oblivous to the donkey’s plight.As each shovelful of dirt landed on the donkey, it would shake it off and stand on it.
This continued for a long time until the pile of dirt was high enough for the donkey to step out of the well.The donkey could have given up and allowed the dirt to cover it but it persisted.
Even religion supports persistence.Jesus is reputed to have once told a parable about a man who needed a favour from a friend who had retired for the night.The friend in need persisted with his rrequest until he was obliged.In whatever you do persistence will make you succeed and come out tops.
Martin Luther King said “If you cannot fly, run, if you cannot run, walk, if you cannot walk, crawl. By all means, keep moving. In whatever you do always remember this: Some people live in a dream world, some face reality and some people turn dreams into reality. Please belong to the latter category.It is a matter of “SAYING YES” to yourself.



There was this couple that had been married for twenty years.
Everytime they made love the husband always insisted on switching off the lights.
Well after twenty years,the wife felt this was ridiculous so she figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,screaming,romantic session,she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device……..A VIBRATOR

She went completely ballistic and was like:
“You impotent bastard,” She screamed at him “how could you be lying to me all these years?”
you better explain yourself!

The husband looks her straight in the eye and says calmly.

“I’ll explain the toy….you explain the real father of the six children”


The Tiger
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”

The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”

The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”

“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”

“Tiger Woods.”

“Tiger Woods, the golfer?”


“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

“What are you doing?” asks the wife.

The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks.

The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”

“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”


I heard a group of guys were chatting one day and they were arguing about will power!!!
I want you all to tell me if you believe in will power.I actually sat and thought of it because there are sometimes you want something and you actually get it.I heard some people say will power supersedes luck.
Send your contribution!!!!


Feels good to publish something for people to see.It,s actually my first so i really don’t have much to say but i promise to post something freally interesting.